☆*・゜゚*\(^O^)/*゜゚・*☆ showing cutness in a traumatic way

heliolisk:

I will never be happy because I crave attention from people but I also want to be locked up in my room with unlimited food and a comfy bed for the rest of eternity

parrotiny:

you know when a guy always wears comfortable clothes and then he once dresses up in a suit and youre like fuc k

and you know when a guy thats always dressed up to the nines changes into comfortable clothes and youre like fu ck

niall is the right amount of comfortable clothes and dressed up in suits for you to always be like F UCK

tommoteased:

annecocks:

loohie:

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"if u ask me for a fuckin nacho imma fuckin stab u wit the fuckin nacho"

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oh maybe u can have a nacho, u cute

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here cutie have nacho

I GOT ANOTHER POINT!

bluburrystylinson:

Notice how Harry’s mom is there.

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Where is Nialls mom? image

Or maybe even Liams Mom? image

Harry is so close to Louis Grandpa. image

Oh and how Jay introduces Harry to the family. image

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Harry close to Jay.

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Also to Louis sisters.image

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I dont know about you but, yea, Larry.

genderqueenstyles:

listening back to the audio for the 100th time i realise that the way he said he is literally unmistakable like you couldn’t miss that shit you couldn’t ignore it it’s so iN YOUR FACE BECAUSE YES HE OWNS THAT DICK HEART YOU TELL EM HARRY

DC:  Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:  YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:  We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:  HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:  The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:  DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:  After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:  PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:  We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:  NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:  We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:  NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:  We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:  FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:  Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:  NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:  Wait-
Marvel:  NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:  I didn't-
Marvel:  NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:  TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:  PEACE

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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