feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

capaldisass:

I will defend Beyoncé faster than myself

maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

Who's your hero? 

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

image

me 12:00 October 1st

image

it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

image

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

image

BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

image

THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

dumbkawaii:

so my school gave me a kit 

image

and of course it came with a condom

image

and also

image

a razor and shaving cream so i can shave for the guy if i wanna 

but then i realized….

image

image

they gave me mac and cheese

and soimage

i gave my roommate an extra condom because

image

id much rather have my mac and cheese then be with a dumb boy

stves
updates

OTPs:
+ Larry
+ Thorki
+ Destiel
+ Me and Crush
Next Fic Rec:
+ Harry/Louis in panties
New Tags:
+ Fanart/Manip/AU
+ Harry&Louis as parents